This is Patrick leaving my apartment this morning.

Alright, I'm kidding. It was yesterday morning.

Can I get in trouble for falsely claiming to have slumber parties with the Special Counsel? There's got to be a Patriot Act violation in there somewhere.

Pat if you're reading, I'll be at the free Flock of Seagulls concert tonight at CANS. And remember that one time, a few years ago, when I met you at the Walgreen's?