Help me get a date with Patrick Fitzgerald!
You're his drycleaner. Maybe you cut his hair. Or perhaps you're the guy who sat behind him during Constitutional Law 101 at law school?I need you.
Time is running out. The fate of the world hinges on me sitting down with this guy and telling him over a couple of beers that America needs him.
And if we end up making out later . . . I'm cool with it.
Pat Fitzgerald sightings? Tips? Ideas on where we should go on the date of the century? Email me at angieblog@yahoo.com
posted by Angie T at
10:27 AM
14 Comments:
Here's a hint.
The key to meeting Pat is to hook up with Scooter.
Befriend Scooter, get him to fall in love with you, and then get some info from him implicating Cheney. Wear a wire.
Then Pat will want to make you his special lady.
Scooter? Been there done that. Judith Miller got my sloppy secs--Sweeney--I think you need to worry a little more about yo-self. Don't be hater--JK-use your big time ChiTown connections and hook me up already!
Back off sister- Once I saw his smile at that October, 2005 news conference, I was in love. Anyway, my name is Fitzgerald and I'd never have to change "our" lovely name.I like them tall. We could scuba and snorkel together- visit the relatives in Ireland. I could take him to a pick-up Rugby game in Griffith Park. His hair is fine as it is, though I'd love to see him in a pin-stripped suit and some summer shorts. I'll play with his God-kids, make him expresso shots at my place, go to Mass with him, drink dark Irish beers, have him show me New York City. And, I don't want to change a darn thing about him. He's dreamy and so wonderfully normal.
LC-well I'd do all that stuff too, except the Mass thing.
Damn, looks like I've got some competition. Game on
Back off, Pat needs a nice Catholic Italian American Princess to cook a nice Italian meal for him and much more. LOL! Since I am a paralegal by trade I could help him with his briefs. LOL!
Sorry- but even though he's a modern American Irish guy- he'll marry a Irish Catholic girl. I have no facts whatsowver to base any of my assumptions on, but I know in my heart or intuitive feelings that that's his type. Can an old girlfriend come out and spill. only good stuff I'm sure. I'll leave Sunny weather for the cold and winds of Chicago- or we'll go back to NYC together.
To: lcfitzgerald.
Are you his old galpal by any chance?
Well, we don't know for sure if he only dates women from his own ethnicity.
If you did date him, I guess you would know for sure LOL!
Could we Clone Patrick J. so we can ALL live happily ever after?
I am putting my order in!!
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